I work at Damaged Goods. The store belongs to Dad and his brother, Uncle Johnny. Used goods at special prices every day. Yesterday afternoon, a voluptuous woman entered the store. She was wearing tight-fitting pink yoga pants and a white t-shirt. Long red hair with hints of grey streaks cascaded over her shoulders.  Big tits.

An amazingly beautiful stunning ass!

A big ass. Like in the definition of PAWG MILF big. Wide, sexy hips. A narrow waist. The size and perfect shape of her big ass almost hypnotised me. She was walking to the furniture section, and I could not take my eyes off the mesmerizing movement of her ass.

I alwys thought of myself as a boobs man, but since yesterday, I think I am an ass man. A man loving a big female ass.

I do not currently have a girlfriend. I have only seen nude ass, nude tits and exposed cunt when I watch porn online.

I can only imagine how the lady’s ass must look in the nude.

I must stop thinking about a big nude ass and get back to work. I have a floor to sweep and a couch to clean.

This morning, I woke up with a stiff one, like many other mornings. Why am I then blogging today about my morning boner?

I lately did not really have time to jerk off, and I was on the verge of having a wet dream this morning. I am 23 years old. I last had wet dreams… well, I can’t exactly remember, but that was when puberty struck, I think.

I am sleeping on the couch in the living room. Grandma is in the spare room, and Uncle Johnny is occupying my room.

Uncle Johnny woke me up this morning by farting loudly and then switching on the TV.

My cock was so hard, it ached. The tip was wet and slippery with pre-cum that seeped out of the tiny piss and semen hole.

Fuck you, Uncle Johnny. I have not had sex yet, and you robbed me of a sex dream and a much needed cumshot.